Tuesday February 09 , 2010

In honor of our new site, 10% off coupon

For a long time we’ve been fighting the software that ran this site — Joomla and the virtuemart cart.  Most of the issues have to do with the cart software, but Joomla itself has been flakey too, with images and thumbnail disappearing, pages mysteriously not loading, and folks emailing me saying that orders would time out.  The final nail in the coffin happened a week or so ago, when I got a confirmation from Paypal for an order that my system had no knowledge about.

So, I’ve updated everything to use Wordpress, and a different cart software.  Hopefully it will work better.  And, to spread the joy, if you use the coupon code ‘NEWSITE’ you’ll get 10% off any order placed in the next week! ( And, if you see weirdnesses on the site, please email me at Email Me)

 

We’re number three on Google!

Wow. If you go to Google and search for “I’ve got a penis”, this site is the third result. Above us are only a Craigslist post about a guy with a small penis and a link to a site that doesn’t load.

If you’re wondering, I noticed it looking thru the logs of the search terms that had been used to find this site.

 

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