Do you have any celebrity endorsers of your product?

Posted by richard in FAQ

At present, we have been unable to con any actual celebrities into endorsing, or even admitting to using, our products.  However, we are actively pursuing several “D” and below list celebrities in an attempt to lend some credibility to our placebo product.  Should any consent to the use of their name or likeness then we’ll gladly change the generic clip art image to the left into one of an actual celebrity and send out a multitude of press releases.