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- Teenager has world's first penis REDUCTION surgeryA 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to...
- Chemical castration/ penis reduction - TransPulseMost herbal treatments that claim to be a substitute for prescription medicines and hormones are at best worthless, and at worst dangerous. There are no easy alternatives, and if there were, we would have tried them and not gone the HRT and surgery route. BTW, welcome to the Playground.
- Penis Reduction Surgery Is No Laughing Matter - ForbesA 17-year-old boy may have felt a little prick when surgeons completed the world’s first penis reduction surgery. The case was published online in the Journal of Sexual Medicine back in November...
- Gender Nullification - Davis Plastic SurgeryThe procedure includes a complete penectomy, orchiectomy, a reduction of the scrotal sac, and shortening of the urethra. The goal is to leave the area as a smooth unbroken transition from the abdomen to the groin. Although, an inconspicuous midline scar and shortened urethra will still be present. Dr.
- Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happens - Medical News TodayPeyronie’s can cause a reduction in length and circumference of a man’s penis. Sometimes, Peyronie’s goes away on its own; most of the time, however, it will either stay the same or get worse....
- Man Admits He Got His Penis ‘Shortened’ Because His Wife Didn’t Like ...It started when Dan told the radio show hosts that he’d done several things to keep the spark alive in his marriage, the Daily Mail reported — including shortening his penis. “I had my penis chopped down a little bit shorter. She complained it was too long, too big — I had an inch and […]
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