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- Teenager has world's first penis REDUCTION surgeryA 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to...
- Chemical castration/ penis reduction - TransPulseMost herbal treatments that claim to be a substitute for prescription medicines and hormones are at best worthless, and at worst dangerous. There are no easy alternatives, and if there were, we would have tried them and not gone the HRT and surgery route. BTW, welcome to the Playground.
- Penis Reduction Surgery Is No Laughing Matter - ForbesA 17-year-old boy may have felt a little prick when surgeons completed the world’s first penis reduction surgery. The case was published online in the Journal of Sexual Medicine back in November...
- Gender Nullification - Davis Plastic SurgeryThe procedure includes a complete penectomy, orchiectomy, a reduction of the scrotal sac, and shortening of the urethra. The goal is to leave the area as a smooth unbroken transition from the abdomen to the groin. Although, an inconspicuous midline scar and shortened urethra will still be present. Dr.
- Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happens - Medical News TodayPeyronie’s can cause a reduction in length and circumference of a man’s penis. Sometimes, Peyronie’s goes away on its own; most of the time, however, it will either stay the same or get worse....
- Man Admits He Got His Penis ‘Shortened’ Because His Wife Didn’t Like ...It started when Dan told the radio show hosts that he’d done several things to keep the spark alive in his marriage, the Daily Mail reported — including shortening his penis. “I had my penis chopped down a little bit shorter. She complained it was too long, too big — I had an inch and […]
Please describe the boxes you use to send the pills in
Posted by richard in FAQ
We use only the finest corrugated two-ply cardboard boxes, manufactured here in America. Â Economies of scale don’t allow us to do our own research into appropriate cardboard box design and construction, but our staff and quality control auditors do inspect every shipment which comes in to insure that you receive the highest quality cardboard box available on the market today.
The boxes are printed with our logo, “Penis Reduction Pills.comâ€, on all six sides in at least 36pt lettering, and larger sizes on the larger boxes.  The ink used is lead and VOC free, yet has among the most durable and resilient blacks on the market today.  If you order one of our boxes, and your neighbors or roommates can’t read what it says even after it’s sat on a rainy porch for a week, we’ll gladly refund none of your money.
The boxes also contain a label with your address, and ours, because when we tried sending boxes without addresses it didn’t work out so well. Â There’s also this cool USPS “bar code” which kind of looks like a tv turned to a channel which is just static.