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- An innovative method of reconstructed penis reduction: a case reportThe surgical reconstructed penis reduction procedure introduced in this case report achieved satisfactory aesthetic and functional results. Keywords: Penis, phalloplasty, abdominal flap, debulking surgical procedure, case report
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
- Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happens - Medical News TodayA look at penis shrinkage, which is the decrease in penis size. Included is detail on why it happens, when to see a doctor, and what is normal.
- Male esthetic genital surgery: recommendations and gaps to be ... - NatureThe reason behind the spread of penis enlargement practices over time is rooted in the virility that the appearance of the genitals can give a man, as well as an altered perception of his own...
- Can I decrease my penis size? | Go Ask Alice!As for surgery, there really is no safe option that would allow you to drop a few sizes and still maintain normal erection and sensation in your penis and genital area.
I have weird dietary restrictions!
Posted by richard in FAQ
Are these safe to eat if I’m a vegetarian or vegan?
Yes, as far as we know there is no reason that you couldn’t eat these even if you eschew all animal or animal-connected products. Â If you’re against plant violence, well, then I can tell you that the dextrose and carnauba wax were both extracted rather violently from plants.
Now, that said, keep in mind that these are placebos, and it’s unlikely whether you’ll experience any effect at all from consuming them, so you’re free to order the product and never open the bottle. Â Or, if you’re on something like the Atkins diet, order away and then dump out the placebos and replace the contents of the bottle with bacon bits, and take a handful three times a day, or whatever.
Our ingredients in our original, spherical pills: Dextrose, Citric Acid, Calcium, Stearate, Tapioca Dextrin, Confectioner’s Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Flavors & Colors (including FD&C Red 40Lake, Blue 1Lake, Yellow 5Lake, Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5) Manufactured by Concord Confections, Inc. Â Concord, Ontario. L4K3N1.
And, our new “penis-shaped” pills: dextrose, maltodextrin, artificial flavors, calcium stearate, resinous glaze, tapioca, dextrin, carnauba wax, colors (including yellow 5&6, red 40, blue 1).