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- Penis pump - Mayo ClinicPenis pumps can cause an erection that doesn't feel natural or spur of the moment. You might lack firmness at the base of the penis. And that can allow the penis to rotate or pivot more than it would with a natural erection. Awkward feelings. Using a penis pump takes patience and understanding from both […]
- Plication of the penis - Mayo ClinicDuring plication of the penis, an artificial erection is created from either injection of a saltwater solution or selected medications. The outer skin of the penis is pulled back. The penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of […]
- Penis-enlargement products: Do they work? - Mayo ClinicPenis implants. These surgeries involve placing material under the skin of the penis to give it a thicker appearance. Infections and problems with the graft may require another surgery to remove the graft. Shortening, scarring and curving of the penis can happen. The surgery also can affect your ability to get an erection.
I have weird dietary restrictions!
Posted by richard in FAQ
Are these safe to eat if I’m a vegetarian or vegan?
Yes, as far as we know there is no reason that you couldn’t eat these even if you eschew all animal or animal-connected products. Â If you’re against plant violence, well, then I can tell you that the dextrose and carnauba wax were both extracted rather violently from plants.
Now, that said, keep in mind that these are placebos, and it’s unlikely whether you’ll experience any effect at all from consuming them, so you’re free to order the product and never open the bottle. Â Or, if you’re on something like the Atkins diet, order away and then dump out the placebos and replace the contents of the bottle with bacon bits, and take a handful three times a day, or whatever.
Our ingredients in our original, spherical pills: Dextrose, Citric Acid, Calcium, Stearate, Tapioca Dextrin, Confectioner’s Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Flavors & Colors (including FD&C Red 40Lake, Blue 1Lake, Yellow 5Lake, Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5) Manufactured by Concord Confections, Inc. Â Concord, Ontario. L4K3N1.
And, our new “penis-shaped” pills: dextrose, maltodextrin, artificial flavors, calcium stearate, resinous glaze, tapioca, dextrin, carnauba wax, colors (including yellow 5&6, red 40, blue 1).