Are you a scummy internet scam designed to steal my money?
We get this a lot. No, we are not a scummy internet scam. No, we aren’t planning to steal your credit card info and run you out of house and home. No, we don’t intend to keep records of our purchasers and use them later to blackmail anyone who happens to buy our product and then become the governor of New York.
Instead, what we are is a small, family based business selling placebos which may or may not reduce the size of the male member, delivered to you in well-sized boxes with our logo printed on all six sides. Since we use PayPal for all our payment processing, we don’t even get your credit card number.
So, you can order from us with confidence, secure in the knowledge that your information is secure. And, if you’re still worried, talk one of your friends into ordering them for you.