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- Peyronie disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie disease.
- Erectile dysfunction - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPeyronie's disease, which can cause pain during sex, a bent penis to bend, a penis that gets shorter with erection or a lump or bump in the penis. Overuse of alcohol and use of illicit drugs. Sleep conditions. Treatments for prostate cancer or enlarged prostate. Surgeries or injuries that affect the pelvic area or spinal […]
- Urethral stricture - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicTreatment. Treatment might depend on the type of stricture, its size and how bad the symptoms are. Treatments can include:
- Penis pump - Mayo ClinicPenis pumps can cause an erection that doesn't feel natural or spur of the moment. You might lack firmness at the base of the penis. And that can allow the penis to rotate or pivot more than it would with a natural erection. Awkward feelings. Using a penis pump takes patience and understanding from both […]
- Plication of the penis - Mayo ClinicDuring plication of the penis, an artificial erection is created from either injection of a saltwater solution or selected medications. The outer skin of the penis is pulled back. The penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of […]
- Penis-enlargement products: Do they work? - Mayo ClinicPenis implants. These surgeries involve placing material under the skin of the penis to give it a thicker appearance. Infections and problems with the graft may require another surgery to remove the graft. Shortening, scarring and curving of the penis can happen. The surgery also can affect your ability to get an erection.
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