Starting a new life together
“We’re both terribly excited to be starting our new life together, and we owe it all to those penis reduction pills that I bought for Brad. Before he started taking them, I was sure I’d end up a spinster, but now I’m a bride.
I recommend them for everyone.”
– a woman who kind of looks like Katherine Heigl (from Grey’s Anatomy), with her hair up, except it isn’t.