Penis Reduction Pills
  • Home
  • FAQ
    • Are you a scummy internet scam designed to steal my money?
    • Are you the premiere male enhancement product on the market today?
    • Are your products herbal?
    • Can I order for someone else?
    • Do you collect sales tax?
    • Do you have any celebrity endorsers of your product?
    • Do you send out email or spam?
    • Does Barack Obama use your product?
    • I have weird dietary restrictions!
    • I really have a large, very large penis
    • Please describe the boxes you use to send the pills in
    • What are penis reducing placebos?
    • What are your weasel words so you can sell these things?
    • What results can I expect if I use these?
    • Will you sell these to a minor?
  • Testimonials
    • A great gift for dad
    • Another satisfied customer!
    • Bad Relationships
    • Both the wife and I are pleased
    • Great gift for a nervous bachelorette
    • Helped me with my overconfidence problem
    • I really have a large, very large penis
    • Picking up the mail has never been so fun!
    • Satisfied in Missouri
    • Saved my marriage!
    • Starting a new life together
    • The placebos worked on her!
    • They taste great.
  • Endorsements
    • Good enough for the King!
    • Jay Leno now endorsing Retractz
    • Recommended for my male patients
    • Shaq
  • Products
    • Penis Reduction Pills
    • Penis Reduction Pills (90 day supply)
    • Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker
Home » FAQ
Jan28

Does Barack Obama use your product?

Posted by richard

Image of President Barack ObamaWe’ve been asked before if our new President, Barack Obama, is a client of our pills. But, because we pledge to keep our client’s record absolutely secret, we can’t say one way or the other.

However, we can say that many of the qualities people see in President Obama are the kinds of personality traits that taking a penis reducing placebo might help to enhance — the supernatural, inner calm; the supreme confidence it enables those taking them to exude, and an absolute coolness that emanates from every pore — all may be strengthened by those who take our North American-made, penis reducing placebos every day. Sometimes twice a day, even.

Read More
Jan28

I really have a large, very large penis

Posted by richard

Will your pills work for me?

Very likely not, since they are placebos and have no known pharmacological effects.  I’d suggest you speak with your physician, and perhaps visit a local or online support group.

Read More
Jan28

Do you have any celebrity endorsers of your product?

Posted by richard

A cartoon image of a celebrity-type guyAt present, we have been unable to con any actual celebrities into endorsing, or even admitting to using, our products.  However, we are actively pursuing several “D” and below list celebrities in an attempt to lend some credibility to our placebo product.  Should any consent to the use of their name or likeness then we’ll gladly change the generic clip art image to the left into one of an actual celebrity and send out a multitude of press releases.

Read More
Jan28

Are your products herbal?

Posted by richard

No. They’re candy. Sweet, tart candy, in fact. It’s unlikely that there are any herbs in them at all, save perhaps for some trace amounts left over from whatever was made in the container before them. Even if they were herbal, they’d be herbal placebos, and when you say “herbal placebo” you’re often just repeating yourself.

Read More
Jan28

I have weird dietary restrictions!

Posted by richard

Are these safe to eat if I’m a vegetarian or vegan?


Yes, as far as we know there is no reason that you couldn’t eat these even if you eschew all animal or animal-connected products.  If you’re against plant violence, well, then I can tell you that the dextrose and carnauba wax were both extracted rather violently from plants.

Now, that said, keep in mind that these are placebos, and it’s unlikely whether you’ll experience any effect at all from consuming them, so you’re free to order the product and never open the bottle.  Or, if you’re on something like the Atkins diet, order away and then dump out the placebos and replace the contents of the bottle with bacon bits, and take a handful three times a day, or whatever.

Our ingredients in our original, spherical pills: Dextrose, Citric Acid, Calcium, Stearate, Tapioca Dextrin, Confectioner’s Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Flavors & Colors (including FD&C Red 40Lake, Blue 1Lake, Yellow 5Lake, Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5) Manufactured by Concord Confections, Inc.  Concord, Ontario. L4K3N1.

And, our new “penis-shaped” pills: dextrose, maltodextrin, artificial flavors, calcium stearate, resinous glaze, tapioca, dextrin, carnauba wax, colors (including yellow 5&6, red 40, blue 1).

Read More
Jan28

Do you collect sales tax?

Posted by richard

Yes, because we are a a California based business (and, we use business in the loosest possible sense) we must collect sales taxes for shipments to addresses in California.  Then, a couple times a year we have to send it into the state after filling out this really long form explaining where we sold everything to.

If you’re a reseller, contact us at [email protected] and we’ll talk terms.

Read More
« Older Entries

Buy them!


Buy a bottle of our un-patented™ Penis Reducing Placebos, shipped direct to you in a large, well labeled box!

$9.95

+ shipping

Polls

How Is My Site?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive

Words we use a lot.

bachelorette dog gift happy customer husband marriage Pills scared walk wife women

RSS Penis Reduction in the news

  • Breast Reduction Surgery: Purpose, Procedure, Risks, and Recovery - WebMD
    What Is Breast Reduction Surgery? Breast reduction surgery is an operation to remove extra fat, tissue, and skin from your breasts. If you have large breasts that are out of proportion to the rest ...
  • Risk Estimator Tool | HIV Risk Reduction Tool | CDC
    The partner inserting the penis in the vagina is having insertive vaginal sex. ... CDC does not collect or store any information provided in the HIV Risk Reduction Tool. This tool was developed for adults.It includes sexually explicit content or maybe not suitable for individuals under 18 years if age. Start. Step 1. Customize.
  • Can I Get or Transmit HIV From...? | HIV Risk Reduction Tool | CDC
    Men get HIV through the opening at the tip of the penis (or urethra); the foreskin if they’re not circumcised; or small cuts, scratches, or open sores anywhere on the penis. There is strong evidence that circumcision greatly reduces the man’s risk of getting HIV during vaginal sex. There is no evidence that circumcision benefits […]
  • Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happens
    A look at penis shrinkage, which is the decrease in penis size. Included is detail on why it happens, when to see a doctor, and what is normal. ... Peyronie’s can cause a reduction in length and ...
  • Anatomy of the Penis and Mechanics of Intercourse - CIRP
    Intact adult penis: This illustration represents an average normal adult human penis. The head of the penis (glans) has a covering, called the foreskin (prepuce). ... the area of skin that is missing because of penile reduction surgery would, when erect and unfolded, measure approximately three by five inches, or a little smaller than a […]
  • Teenager has world's first penis REDUCTION surgery
    A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to have ...

© 2011 Penis Reduction Pills | Designed by Elegant Themes | Powered by WordPress