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Buy a bottle of our un-patented™ Penis Reducing Placebos, shipped direct to you in a large, well labeled box!
$9.95
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Penis Reduction Pills
Our flagship product! One bottlecontaining around a 30 day supply of our un-patented penis reduction placebos, with a bright label giving the correct dosages, warnings, and other necessary information. It’s the most fun you can have with a placebo product, although we really haven’t done any studies to confirm that.
Our company name and “Penis Reduction Pills†appear prominently and should be easily visible to most folks. We ship this to you in our deluxe 8″ x 8″ x 8″ box, which has our logo displayed on all six exterior surfaces in at least 36 pt type.
$9.95