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- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
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- Penis Shrinkage: Causes, Treatment and More - HealthlineIn many cases, the shortening will reverse within 6 to 12 months. After surgery, your doctor might suggest a treatment called penile rehabilitation. It means taking drugs for erectile dysfunction ...
- An innovative method of reconstructed penis reduction: a case reportBackground. Surgery to reduce the size of the reconstructed penis is uncommon. Patients who have undergone total penis reconstruction may want to reduce the size of their reconstructed penis due to convenience issues. To reduce reconstructed penis size, surgical treatment is essential.
- Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happens - Medical News TodayWhen to see a doctor Penis shrinkage is often due to age, medication side effects, or lifestyle habits, such as smoking or weight gain. It rarely requires treatment and habit changes can often...
- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!The surgeries available are unreliable and drastic and could result in impotence and scarring, while also breaking the bank with a hefty price tag into the tens of thousands of dollars. As an alternative to penis reduction surgery, here are some options and points to keep in mind as the penetrating partner: