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- Penis reduction surgery? options? - Sexual Health - MedHelpThat skin is supposed to be there! There are many ways to restore the foreskin that are essentially free, and some devices that can be used that are under $100. $100 seems pretty cheap compared to surgery, and penis reduction? No way penis reduction is insane. It is a betrayal to all of us average […]
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- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!The surgeries available are unreliable and drastic and could result in impotence and scarring, while also breaking the bank with a hefty price tag into the tens of thousands of dollars. As an alternative to penis reduction surgery, here are some options and points to keep in mind as the penetrating partner:
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
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