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Penis Reduction in the news
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
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- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!As an alternative to penis reduction surgery, here are some options and points to keep in mind as the penetrating partner: If you feel resistance when you're penetrating your partner, back off a bit. Rough or pounding penetration, though arousing for some men, may not be so stimulating to the receiving partner.
- Penis Reduction Surgery: Does Size Not Matter? - The WHOLE ...Circumcision also meant a reduction in girth of the penis by an average of two millimeters behind the coronal ridge and four millimeters at the glans. (1) Physical size is not the only thing lost in circumcision.
- World’s first penis reduction: Florida teen gets surgery to reduce weiner with 10-inch circumferenceSurgeons cut scar tissue from the penis by slicing alongside an old circumcision scar and cut out two segments of tissue from either side. The study appeared in the Journal of Sexual Medicine and...
- Penis reduction surgery? options? - Sexual Health - MedHelpYou need to see a urologist for help with this issue i've never heard of penis reduction but a urologist might have some ideas on how to make sex with your wife much more comfortable. Womens vaginas are ment to fit penis's so maybe if you take it slow and easy with good lubrication it […]