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Jul08

Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker

Posted by richard

Lots of folks said “Hey, I’d like to provide free advertising to you by attaching a tiny billboard to my car or laptop, to carry around so that all the world could see.  Could you help us out?“, to which we replied, “Heck, yea.”.  Thus was born the “Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker”, showing our name and the phrase “I wouldn’t be taking them if I didn’t think mine was somewhat large.”

A deal at half the price, which it isn’t, but still a deal.  If you order two, then, they’re 1/4 of a deal at twice the price. I think. I was never good at math.

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Jul08

Be near the change you want to see happen in the world

Posted by richard

A lot of people ask me “Richard, how would penis reduction pills change my life?“, to which I’m a bit confused it seems totally clear – our un-patented penis reducing pills shouldn’t really change your life in any way.  They’re placebos. Take as many as you want and it shouldn’t affect the size of your willy in any way whatsoever, except that if you were to take a LOT of them then you’d get fat, and in comparison it might look a little smaller.  But, it wouldn’t actually be, and we don’t recommend that anyway because our nation has enough problems with obesity already.

Instead, you should ask yourself how penis reducing pills would change those around you. Folks who, seeing the large box arrive via the US Post office from a smiling mailman, might suddenly say “Hey — that Richard is quite a chap, and must possess a johnson of enormous proportions. Perhaps we should invite him to our parties, in the hope than some of his charm and charisma rubs off on us.” Or, your boss, seeing the bottle displayed on the corner of the desk, might think “Richard has been a model employee, and deserves a huge raise and even larger bonus, given that he apparently has quite a large truncheon in his pants.”  Or, women, seeing a bumper-sticker on your car might think “That Richard – he’s a keeper, or at least a try-er-out for the weekend, now that he’s trying to take care of that incredibly large willy that he must have, because they wouldn’t prescribe those pills for no reason.“

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Oct01

We are *not* under investigation

Posted by richard

I’d just like to assure all of our customers that we here at Penis Reduction Pills.com, a subsidiary of Placebo Labs.com, are NOT under investigation by the United States Federal Drugs Administration, nor by the European Union Commissioner of Health, nor by (as far as we know) any other government agency. We pride ourselves on selling only the finest placebos, and anything you’ve heard to the contrary is just sour grapes from our competition.

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Feb09

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Feb09

Natural Male Ego Enhancement!

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It’s natural male ego enhancement at its finest!

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