Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker

Posted by richard

Lots of folks said “Hey, I’d like to provide free advertising to you by attaching a tiny billboard to my car or laptop, to carry around so that all the world could see.  Could you help us out?“, to which we replied, “Heck, yea.”.  Thus was born the “Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker”, showing our name and the phrase “I wouldn’t be taking them if I didn’t think mine was somewhat large.”

A deal at half the price, which it isn’t, but still a deal.  If you order two, then, they’re 1/4 of a deal at twice the price. I think. I was never good at math.

$2.99

 

 

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Penis Reduction Pills (90 day supply)

Posted by admin

Our flagship product! Three bottles, each containing around a 30 day supply of our un-patented penis reduction placebos, with a bright label giving the correct dosages, warnings, and other necessary information. You can save them all for yourself, or give them out to your friends once they see how much it’s helped you.

Our company logo and Penis Reduction Pills appear prominently and should be easily visible to most folks.  The label also gives recommended daily intake and safety instructions.

We ship this to you in our deluxe 8″ x 8″ x 8″ box, which has our logo displayed on all six exterior surfaces in at least 36 pt type.

$14.95

+ shipping

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Penis Reduction Pills (30 day supply)

Posted by admin

Our flagship product!One bottle, containing around a 30 day supply of our un-patented penis reduction placebos, with a bright label giving the correct dosages, warnings, and other necessary information. Our company logo and “Penis Reduction Pills” appear prominently and should be easily visible to most folks.

We ship this to you in our deluxe 8″ x 8″ x 8” box, which has our logo displayed on all six exterior surfaces in at least 36 pt type.

$9.95

+ shipping

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