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- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
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- Penis Shrinkage: Causes, Treatment and More - HealthlineIn many cases, the shortening will reverse within 6 to 12 months. After surgery, your doctor might suggest a treatment called penile rehabilitation. It means taking drugs for erectile dysfunction ...
- An innovative method of reconstructed penis reduction: a case reportBackground. Surgery to reduce the size of the reconstructed penis is uncommon. Patients who have undergone total penis reconstruction may want to reduce the size of their reconstructed penis due to convenience issues. To reduce reconstructed penis size, surgical treatment is essential.
- Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happens - Medical News TodayWhen to see a doctor Penis shrinkage is often due to age, medication side effects, or lifestyle habits, such as smoking or weight gain. It rarely requires treatment and habit changes can often...
- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!The surgeries available are unreliable and drastic and could result in impotence and scarring, while also breaking the bank with a hefty price tag into the tens of thousands of dollars. As an alternative to penis reduction surgery, here are some options and points to keep in mind as the penetrating partner:
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In short, no. Â But, we are the premiere male ego enhancement product on the market today which costs under $10. Â There are many male ego enhancement products on the market today. Â For example, the Porsche 996 Carrera Cabriolet
, or pretty much any really fast car that costs a metric butt-load of money. Â Sure, some may frown on the Porsche, saying that the Ferrari or some other really fast, really expensive car is the ticket, but that really just proves the point, namely that a really fast, really expensive car is prima-facia a male ego enhancer. Think of every guy you know who has such a car, and then think of his ego — it’s always a big ego. Â But, since these cars run well above $95,000 original MSRP, they are well into the “unaffordable” territory for the average person looking for a gift for their husband or boyfriend, and even most dudes won’t drop that much on a car unless they’re really insecure ( by which everyone knows you mean “tiny” ) and thus not a target for our product. Â Thus, at $9.95, we’re much cheaper and almost equally as good as a really expensive car. Â That’s what we call in latin a “que et demonstratum”, or something like that.
Trophy wife or hot young hanger-on.
Some young, hot thing hanging on the arm of an older, significantly less hot dude. Â Think Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall before he died. Â Think Elliot Spitzer and Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Â Both were tremendously expensive — Marshall paid Smith thousands of dollars a week and gave her expensive gifts, and Spitzer paid $5k a pop to, um, interact with Ashley for two hours. Â Sure, this may have led to some male ego enhancement for them, and in general a trophy wife does cause male ego enhancement, but it is frequently quite expensive.