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Home » FAQ » What are penis reducing placebos?
Jan28

What are penis reducing placebos?

Posted by richard in FAQ

Glad you asked, since otherwise our crack staff of writers would be wasting their time.

Placebos are harmless pills with no known physiological effects which are prescribed for their psychological benefits.  The uses of placebos go way back in medicine, but modern uses probably began with Dr. T. Graves, who published the paper “Commentary on a Case of Hystero-Epilepsy with Delayed Puberty: Treated with Testicular Extract” — and so, it’s probably safe to say that placebos and the groin area have been linked from the beginning.  In the 1930 and early 1940s many medical researchers found that in studies where a portion of the group not being given the studied active ingredient but were instead given pills which had no known active ingredient, but weren’t told this fact that some portion of these groups nonetheless seemed to experience a difference when compared to the control group, sometimes seeming as if they were being given the active ingredient.

For our product, our scientists and researchers have investigated many of the effective and ineffective known pharmaceuticals which can reduce the size of the penis. It didn’t take long, because we’re not good at researching things.  Next, we thought really hard about this, and figured that most men don’t really want to make their penises smaller, but might want other people to think that they have a huge member, and so we decided to put our knowledge of placebos together with our ability to print labels and boxes.  Viola! — a new product is born!

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