They taste great.

Posted by richard in Testimonials

“In the past, when ordering products with no medicinal benefit, I’ve always been disappointed with their taste.  But, your penis reduction placebos taste almost exactly like sweet tarts — I’ve had trouble not gobbling the entire bottle some mornings.  Luckily, I’ve resisted, and I’m glad to say that while I think they have helped reduce the size of ‘Mr. Happy’ my ruler still shows I’m exactly the same size.  Thanks, PRP Online!”

—  Jack M., New Haven, CT