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- Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happensPenis shrinkage is a decrease in penis size. Sometimes, the shrinkage is permanent, and other times, it is the result of a treatable condition or due to lifestyle habits. Penis size varies amongst...
- Do It Yourself Guide to Body Modification (Part One)Grasp your penis between the thumb and forefinger of your off hand and lift it towards your stomach so that your scrotum is protruding. Use the marker to draw an incision guide four inches long. Start an inch or so past your taint and run the line up towards your penis. Apply alcohol (and iodine […]
- Penis Reduction Surgery Performed On Teen With Phallus ...Surgeons in Florida have given a 17-year-old boy what’s being called the “world’s first” penis reduction surgery. The teen came to doctors complaining of a penis “too large for intercourse,” according to an article in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, published online in November.
- Teenager has world's first penis REDUCTION surgery | Daily ...A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to have...
- Penis Reduction Surgery Is No Laughing MatterIn this boy's case, each instance of prolonged reduction in blood circulation caused a serious lack of oxygenation in the surrounding penile tissues, called the corpus cavernosum. His penis began...
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect.The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment. It may also be motivated by the shape or size […]
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