Dear PRP,

I love my hus­band dearly, but for a long time I couldn’t bear to have sex with him.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m a pas­sion­ate woman, but our love­mak­ing was painful for me.  He was just too big!  I found myself devel­op­ing “headaches” and using the shower mas­sager a lot.  Our mar­riage was in trouble.

One day, on a lark, I googled “penis reduc­tion” and found your site.  Des­per­ate, I ordered the starter pack, and it was amaz­ing.  My hus­band is exactly the same size, but he feels smaller to me because I make him take one every morn­ing.  It’s like we’re new­ly­weds, except for the hav­ing no money part.

It’s helped his ego, too.  Neigh­bors have seen the boxes wait­ing on the porch, some­times for weeks at a time before I bring them in.  The Rev­erend got quite a start last week when he came by for Bible study and offered to bring in the mail.

Thanks so much,

Mrs. M, St. Louis

“In the past, when order­ing prod­ucts with no med­i­c­i­nal ben­e­fit, I’ve always been dis­ap­pointed with their taste.  But, your penis reduc­tion place­bos taste almost exactly like sweet tarts — I’ve had trou­ble not gob­bling the entire bot­tle some morn­ings.  Luck­ily, I’ve resisted, and I’m glad to say that while I think they have helped reduce the size of ‘Mr. Happy’ my ruler still shows I’m exactly the same size.  Thanks, PRP Online!”

–  Jack M., New Haven, CT

”I was in my paja­mas when the mail guy tried to deliver it yes­ter­day. So he left a call tag. Which meant John had to go to the Post Office today to pick it up! He said the lady at the Post Office snick­ered at him when he picked it up. Like he couldn’t tell if she was smil­ing to be polite, or smil­ing because he has a HUGE penis and now she knew.

Thanks, Penis Reduc­tion Pills folks!”

– Made­line T., San Jose, CA

“It worked as adver­tised and I didn’t even take any!”

– Peter B., Cuper­tino, CA.

Note: Not order­ing and not tak­ing the pills is not rec­om­mended by the site pro­pri­etor as a means of not reduc­ing the penis size.  Bet­ter would be to order them and take them as directed to not reduce the size of the penis.

“Likely you’ve been inun­dated with ads which claim to have med­i­cines and other nos­trums which increase the size of the male mem­ber. And you, like me, have likely been ter­ri­bly annoyed, because your prob­lem isn’t that “it” is too small, but that “it” is too large.  Not freak­ishly large, but more that large enough, so that it is inter­fer­ing with your life.

In my sit­u­a­tion, my exceed­ingly large mem­ber was caus­ing me no end of prob­lems.  Being so large, I was always filled with con­fi­dence and a can-do atti­tude, so much so that on the way home from work I’d be forced to run into any burn­ing build­ing I came across to save whomever I could find just because I was so sure that noth­ing bad could come to me.  Every­one at work hated me because I was so incred­i­bly suc­cess­ful and good look­ing, and funny, all of which I attrib­uted to the fact that my wang was two sizes too large.

Until I found the fine folks at Penis Reduc­tion Pills.com and their fab­u­lous penis reduc­ing place­bos.  Once I started tak­ing them, even though they did noth­ing to actu­ally reduce the size of my penis, I kind of thought it might be a lit­tle bit smaller, and that was the edge I needed so that I no longer felt the need to try to save the world and every sin­gle per­son in it.  And the peo­ple at work don’t hate me as much, and last week my boss even pointed out a minor mis­take I made on a report, which he would never have done before I’d started tak­ing your fine product.

In short, I’m a believer and a happy cus­tomer.  Thanks!”

– Scott W., El Segundo, CA