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Recommended for my male patients

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“As a professional model who has posed many times for stock photographs in a wide variety of roles, including as a doctor — a photograph from that session appears to the right of this endorsement — I most heartily endorse and recommend the Penis Reduction Pills sold by the very fine company behind http://www.PenisReductionPills.com to all my male patients, and to everyone else, in fact, provide they’re at least 18 years of age.”

– Notta Doctor, M.D. *

* M.D. stands for “Modelling Degree”

Starting a new life together

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“We’re both terribly excited to be starting our new life together, and we owe it all to those penis reduction pills that I bought for Brad.  Before he started taking them, I was sure I’d end up a spinster, but now I’m a bride.

I recommend them for everyone.”

– a woman who kind of looks like Katherine Heigl (from Grey’s Anatomy), with her hair up, except it isn’t.

Good enough for the King!

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“Many times, when recreating the performances of Elvis Presley from his later, chubby period, I’m asked if Elvis would have been a customer of Penis Reduction Pills.com. I point out that the internet and word-wide web hadn’t yet been invented at the time the King died, but that I’m sure he would have been a regular customer of the mail-order service available. In fact, I’ve heard under the table from some of Elvis’s confidants that he kept bottles of the pills in all of his houses and took them along on every major tour. In his memory, I take a double dose myself every day.”

-Pøpulár Sëngerskî, semi-professional Elvis Presley impersonator