We are *not* under investigation

Posted by richard in Founder's Blog, Front Page Articles

I’d just like to assure all of our customers that we here at Penis Reduction Pills.com, a subsidiary of Placebo Labs.com, are NOT under investigation by the United States Federal Drugs Administration, nor by the European Union Commissioner of Health, nor by (as far as we know) any other government agency. We pride ourselves on selling only the finest placebos, and anything you’ve heard to the contrary is just sour grapes from our competition.