Yes, because we are a a California based business (and, we use business in the loosest possible sense) we must collect sales taxes for shipments to addresses in California.  Then, a couple times a year we have to send it into the state after filling out this really long form explaining where we sold everything to.

If you’re a reseller, contact us at info@penisreductionpills.com and we’ll talk terms.

If you use our penis reduction placebo pills as directed, you can expect results like this:

Before taking penis reducing placebos

After taking penis reducing placebos

Although no prescription is required, and although the placebos we sell should in no way affect the size of the wang of a person under age 18 ( 14 in Alabama ), we as a matter of policy will not sell to anyone under the age of 18.  Therefore, during checkout we will ask you for your age.  Do not lie if you are under 18 and say you’re older, and then try to sound all adult-like and talk about shows like the Golden Girls or about how the kids today, what with wearing their pants down around their knees, because we’re not falling for it and we know you’re not old enough to buy these.

So, we recommend that our customers under age 18 do what we had to do.  Steal your dad’s penis reduction pills.

Nope.  The only email we send out is if you create an account as part of ordering a product from us, status about an order you’ve placed with us, or responses from us if you email us asking a question or making a suggestion.  We do not “spam” email addresses, don’t send unsolicited email, and never will.

Please report any unsolicited email from us to abuse@penisreductionpills.com and we’ll do everything we can to determine where it’s coming from and resolve it.  If we do somehow have your information (perhaps because someone has signed up with us using your email address) we’ll remove it from our system and try to make sure it doesn’t occur again.

We get this a lot.  No, we are not a scummy internet scam.  No, we aren’t planning to steal your credit card info and run you out of house and home.  No, we don’t intend to keep records of our purchasers and use them later to blackmail anyone who happens to buy our product and then become the governor of New York.

Instead, what we are is a small, family based business selling placebos which may or may not reduce the size of the male member, delivered to you in well-sized boxes with our logo printed on all six sides.  Since we use PayPal for all our payment processing, we don’t even get your credit card number.

So, you can order from us with confidence, secure in the knowledge that your information is secure.  And, if you’re still worried, talk one of your friends into ordering them for you.