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- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!The surgeries available are unreliable and drastic and could result in impotence and scarring, while also breaking the bank with a hefty price tag into the tens of thousands of dollars. As an alternative to penis reduction surgery, here are some options and points to keep in mind as the penetrating partner:
- Penis Reduction Surgery: Does Size Not Matter? - The WHOLE ...Penis Reduction Surgery: Does Size Not Matter? 10/2/2011 By Larissa Black Two pregnant moms are sitting together on a park bench after their birthing class. One mom turns to the other and says, “So you’re getting your son the penis reduction surgery right?” ...
- Penis reduction surgery? options? - Sexual Health - MedHelpThat skin is supposed to be there! There are many ways to restore the foreskin that are essentially free, and some devices that can be used that are under $100. $100 seems pretty cheap compared to surgery, and penis reduction? No way penis reduction is insane. It is a betrayal to all of us average […]
- Penis Shrinkage: Causes, Treatment and More - HealthlineThe length of your penis can decrease by up to an inch or so for various reasons. Usually, changes to penis size are smaller than an inch, however, and may be closer to 1/2 an inch or less. A ...
- Florida teen undergoes world’s first penis reduction ...A Florida teenager has successfully undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, doctors at the University of South Florida claim. The unidentified 17-year-old's "massive" phallus was "too ...
Internet Search Engine Optimization scams
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog
I get a lot of email from various internet specialists who offer me services to do things like “increase your page rank in Google”, or “pick the right keywords so people can find you better”, and, frankly, I’m mystified since right now I think we’re ranked great in Google.
If you, for example, do a search for “penis reduction pill” then we’re almost always the first link. And, the second link and third link as well. In fact, most of the links on the front page are to this site, so frankly I think these SEO specialists would have their work cut out for us.
Thank god we’re not in the penis enlargement pill business (and, for heavens sake, WHY?) because for some reason lots of folks seem to be selling them. Lord knows a day doesn’t go by that I don’t see to get some kind of email asking me to buy something to make my penis bigger, or longer, or harder, or whatever, and I just have to laugh to myself and say “Oh, I’m of the opinion that mine is quite large enough, thank you, so much so that I’m taking a penis reducing placebo every morning and want everyone to know that.”