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Home » Front Page Articles » Our products helping win the war!
Jul23

Our products helping win the war!

Posted by admin in Front Page Articles

A photo of one of our bumper stickers on a troop transport in Iraq.

Our products aren’t just helping here in the states (and, Canada.) For example, here’s a photos of one of our customers, who finds that the pills are helping our troops in Iraq. Just the knowledge that our fine fighting men may need pills to make their penises smaller lets the people know that our fine fighting men may have larger than usual penises.

If you’re a member of the active military, mention that in the comments field on the checkout and we’ll double the size of your pills order automatically for you. And we’ll toss in a couple bumper stickers for you too.

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