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Home » Founder's Blog » Recently, a Scotsman asked me…
Jun06

Recently, a Scotsman asked me…

Posted by richard in Founder's Blog

if I had any suggestion for what he could do to feel more comfortable while taking a daily stroll around the mall. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that even in full Scots regalia, wearing a standard issue kilt, that nobody was at much risk of seeing his little Scotsman.

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