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- Will ESTROGEN GEL shrunk the penis? - DoctorSpringThe evidence is your penis which is absolutely normal, rather pretty well developed compared to other males of your age. Estrogen gel locally won't have any side effects except for local toxicity may be.
- Safe way to shrink penis without surgery. TESTOSTERINE.Safe way to shrink penis without surgery. TESTOSTERINE. Resolved Question: Is there a way to safely shrink my penis%3F I have regular erections and a normal testosterone profile. I am interested in any method that does not involve surgery. If there are available ways to shrink my penis what are they are what are the […]
- Can estrogen pills cause my genitals to shrink? - DoctorSpringExertion of the penis may become increasingly difficult to achieve and to sustain. Some softening of the penis and scrotal tissue will occur. The testes become damaged after a period of 2-5 years and irreversible sterility occurs. It will also increase and redistribute body fat to thighs, buttocks and breasts.
- Penis swallowed after intercourse - doctorspring.comHowever manual reduction is the best treatment to bring down the swelling . This can be done by gently compressing the swollen area with one hand and slowly push the glans back and pull the foreskin forward .
- Weakness after masturbation - DoctorSpringHello and thankyou for approaching DoctorSpring with your query. Masturbation does not cause weakness. Hence I would like to know more about your weaknees so that we can find the cause. 1)Do you feel weak or dull the entire day? 2)Do you feel tired if you do any excessive work and if so give me […]
- Buried Penis - doctorspring.comBuried penis in children is a congenital disorder where the penis is of a normal length but it is buried in the abdominal skin due to a defective dartos muscle development (a muscle covering the penis and the scrotum). Some doctors also use the term buried penis to refer to other conditions like: 1.
Recently, a Scotsman asked me…
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if I had any suggestion for what he could do to feel more comfortable while taki
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