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- Penis | Description, Anatomy, & Physiology | BritannicaPenis, the copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body. The corresponding structure in lower invertebrates is often called the cirrus. Learn about the anatomy and physiology of the penis.
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- Penis - WikipediaA penis (/ ˈpiːnɪs /; pl.: penises or penes) is a sex organ used by male and hermaphrodite animals to copulate, [1][2] and by male placental mammals to urinate. [3][4] The term penis applies to many intromittent organs of vertebrates and invertebrates, but not to all. [5] As an example, the intromittent organ of most […]
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