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Home » Founder's Blog » From our friends in the former Soviet Union
Jul08

From our friends in the former Soviet Union

Posted by richard in Founder's Blog

In my last post, I mentioned that we had quite a number of folks from Russia reading the site.  Here’s something I found one one of these sites, translated into English by those nice folks at Google.

“Great! That magic pills are totally changed my life!

Before taking the pills, my erection always caused brain collapse or reversible blindness because all blood from my body needed to “pump up” my cock.

Now it takes less than a litre!

So, I can evolve simple mental activity and even post to dump.iof.ru!”

Now, I’m not sure how whomever this is got them, since we don’t ship to Russia ( because the freight charges are just insane ), but I’m glad that we’ve been able to help him however we did.

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