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- Erectile dysfunction - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicThe penis contains two cylinder-shaped, spongelike structures called the corpora cavernosa. During sexual arousal, nerve impulses increase blood flow to both cylinders. This sudden influx of blood causes an erection by expanding, straightening and stiffening the penis.
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect. Peyronie's disease is not caused by cancer. Penises vary in shape and size. So having a curved erection […]
- Erectile dysfunction - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis and overall health is so strongly connected, it's really important to remember that the penis is one of the most powerful predictors we have, especially in young men, for heart attacks. The blood vessels that feed the penis are relatively small. Blood vessels in the heart and the neck are a little bit […]
- 阴茎增大产品:这种方式有作用吗? - 妙佑医疗国际大多数宣传的阴茎增大方法都无效。有些还会对阴茎造成永久性的伤害。以下是一些宣传最广的产品和技术: 药丸和洗液。 这些产品通常含有维生素、矿物质、草本补充剂或激素,制造商称它们能使阴茎变大。这些产品都没被证明有效。有些可能有害。 真空泵。 这种泵可以将血液吸入阴茎,使其 ...
- Penis-enlargement products: Do they work? - Mayo ClinicAds for penis-enlargement products and procedures are everywhere. Many pumps, pills, weights, exercises and surgeries claim to increase the length and width of your penis. But, there's little scientific support for nonsurgical methods to enlarge the penis. And no trusted medical organization ...
From our friends in the former Soviet Union
Posted by richard in Founder's Blog
In my last post, I mentioned that we had quite a number of folks from Russia reading the site. Â Here’s something I found one one of these sites, translated into English by those nice folks at Google.
Now, I’m not sure how whomever this is got them, since we don’t ship to Russia ( because the freight charges are just insane ), but I’m glad that we’ve been able to help him however we did.