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- Feminizing surgery - Mayo ClinicOverview Feminizing surgery, also called gender-affirming surgery, involves procedures that help better align the body with a person's gender identity. Research has found that gender-affirming surgery can have a positive impact on well-being and sexual function. Feminizing surgery includes several options, such as top surgery to increase the size of the breasts. That procedure also […]
- Prostatitis - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPain or discomfort of the penis or testicles. Painful ejaculation. Fever, chills, muscle aches and other flu-like symptoms with acute bacterial prostatitis. When to see a doctor Several conditions can cause symptoms like those of prostatitis. Get a diagnosis and treatment as soon as possible. Get care right away if you: Are not able to […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Cystoscopy - Mayo ClinicCystoscopy (sis-TOS-kuh-pee) is a procedure that lets a healthcare professional see the lining of the bladder and the tube that carries urine out of the body, called the urethra. A cystoscope is a flexible or rigid tube that has a lens. A healthcare professional puts the tube into the urethra and slowly moves it into […]
- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicA bend to the penis. The penis might curve upward or downward or bend to one side. Erection problems. Peyronie's disease might cause problems getting or keeping an erection. This also is called erectile dysfunction. Often though, people with Peyronie's disease say they notice erectile dysfunction before the start of their other penile symptoms.
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