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- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?When this infection occurs in men, it can cause swelling of the penis called balanitis. Learn what signs and symptoms to watch for.
- Bent penis Causes - Mayo ClinicCauses of a bent penis can include: Changes before birth — Some people are born with an issue that causes the penis to curve when erect. Often, it's due to a difference in the way certain fibrous tissue inside the penis develops. Injuries — The penis can get fractured during sex or injured from sports […]
- Penile implants - Care at Mayo Clinic - Mayo ClinicMayo Clinic Men's Health Center For more information on penile implants at Mayo Clinic, visit the Mayo Clinic Men's Health Center. There you can learn more about a variety of conditions affecting men's health. You have the opportunity to take questionnaires tailored to specific conditions and procedures. Mayo Clinic's experts in men's health provide valuable […]
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Hypospadias - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicMost of the time the penis looks typical after surgery. Most men can pass urine properly. And with successful hypospadias treatment, the condition won't block sperm from fertilizing an egg. Occasionally, a hole called a fistula develops along the underside of the penis where the new urinary channel was created. This results in urine leaking.
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