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- Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicA bend to the penis. The penis might curve upward or downward or bend to one side. Erection problems. Peyronie's disease might cause problems getting or keeping an erection. This also is called erectile dysfunction. Often though, people with Peyronie's disease say they notice erectile dysfunction before the start of their other penile symptoms.
- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Lichen sclerosus - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicScarring of the penis can cause painful erection, poor urine flow and an inability to retract the foreskin. People with vulvar lichen sclerosus are also at an increased risk of squamous cell carcinoma. In children, constipation is a common complication.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Pelvic pain in adult males - Mayo ClinicChoose a symptom Selected Select related factors View possible causes Pelvic pain in adult males Find possible causes of male pelvic pain based on specific factors. Check one or more factors on this page that apply to your symptom.
- Feminizing surgery - Mayo ClinicOverview Feminizing surgery, also called gender-affirming surgery, involves procedures that help better align the body with a person's gender identity. Research has found that gender-affirming surgery can have a positive impact on well-being and sexual function. Feminizing surgery includes several options, such as top surgery to increase the size of the breasts. That procedure also […]
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