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Jan28

Both the wife and I are pleased

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“The wife is so happy I no longer need the mistress.  Thanks!”

-Shane L, Milpitas, CA

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Jan28

Great gift for a nervous bachelorette

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Jan28

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A cartoon of a man walking a dog on a leash.“I use to be scared that while I was walking my dog, women would assault me because they could tell that I have a very large penis.  Since I’ve started taking your pills, though, I now feel very comfortable letting women pet my dog.”

— Bob X., Cupertino, CA

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Jan28

A great gift for dad

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— Tanned Gusto

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Another satisfied customer!

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— Michael R., Hicksville, Florida.

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Bad Relationships

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“Before I found your product, I found that my dick was so large it was adding an extra three months to every bad relationship.  However, since getting them, I’m happy to say that my bad relationships end exactly on time.”

– Coz Mark

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