Helped me with my overconfidence problem

Posted by richard

“Likely you’ve been inundated with ads which claim to have medicines and other nostrums which increase the size of the male member. And you, like me, have likely been terribly annoyed, because your problem isn’t that “it” is too small, but that “it” is too large.  Not freakishly large, but more that large enough, so that it is interfering with your life.

In my situation, my exceedingly large member was causing me no end of problems.  Being so large, I was always filled with confidence and a can-do attitude, so much so that on the way home from work I’d be forced to run into any burning building I came across to save whomever I could find just because I was so sure that nothing bad could come to me.  Everyone at work hated me because I was so incredibly successful and good looking, and funny, all of which I attributed to the fact that my wang was two sizes too large.

Until I found the fine folks at Penis Reduction Pills.com and their fabulous penis reducing placebos.  Once I started taking them, even though they did nothing to actually reduce the size of my penis, I kind of thought it might be a little bit smaller, and that was the edge I needed so that I no longer felt the need to try to save the world and every single person in it.  And the people at work don’t hate me as much, and last week my boss even pointed out a minor mistake I made on a report, which he would never have done before I’d started taking your fine product.

In short, I’m a believer and a happy customer.  Thanks!”

— Scott W., El Segundo, CA

We’re number three on Google!

Posted by richard

Wow. If you go to Google and search for “I’ve got a penis”, this site is the third result. Above us are only a Craigslist post about a guy with a small penis and a link to a site that doesn’t load.

If you’re wondering, I noticed it looking thru the logs of the search terms that had been used to find this site.

最高級の男性の自我を強化する。

Posted by richard

We’re proud to offer the finest penis-reducing placebos on the market today, specially designed to address the real needs of men today — “To strengthen the ego of the finest men.”

Because, what man among us doesn’t, occasionally, need a bit of a boost to his ego. A little something that lets him know that he’s good enough, smart enough, strong enough, and large enough to tackle any problem or issue that may confront him.

Shaq

Posted by richard

Image of Shaq, holding a basketball

“I’m a proud and happy customer.”

— Shack O’Neal, not the guy pictured to the left

Shaquille O’Neal, a 7′ 1″ tall American basketball player for who has played for several teams and who was a member of the 1996 Olympics team which won the gold medal, has most likely never heard of PenisReductionPills.com and is not a satisfied and repeat customer.

Both the wife and I are pleased

Posted by richard

“The wife is so happy I no longer need the mistress.  Thanks!”

-Shane L, Milpitas, CA