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Home » Testimonials » Misaddressed mail was never so fun!
Jan27

Misaddressed mail was never so fun!

Posted by richard in Testimonials

Cartoon of a mailman with our large "Penis Reduction Pills.com" box

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And, all my neighbors think I’m huge.”

— Stephen K., Iowa City, Iowa

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