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- Can estrogen pills cause my genitals to shrink? - DoctorSpringThe fluid that appears during ejaculation may appear clean and in some cases ejaculation may cease. Sex drive will decrease and may be lost altogether. Exertion of the penis may become increasingly difficult to achieve and to sustain. Some softening of the penis and scrotal tissue will occur.
- OCD and detergent use on penis and low libido - DoctorSpringYes the fact that it was hurting your penis could mean it could have caused damage also. But what I am saying is that you if avoid further injury the damage can be reversed. Skin peeling suggests moderate to severe damage. Hope with some time it will heal. Even if the sensation comes back to […]
- Will ESTROGEN GEL shrunk the penis? - DoctorSpringMost average guys will have a penis length of around 6 inches, since yours is 7, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Rubbing estrogen gel, or exposure to estrgen gel a few times will have no effect on your penile growth. The evidence is your penis which is absolutely normal, rather pretty well developed […]
- Is LAVATRON FAT REDUCTION TREATMENT for overweight safe? - DoctorSpringI'm a 23 year old overweight woman. I've tried dieting and exercise but no results. I would like to go for Lavatron fat reduction treatment. Please let me know whether it is safe to carry on the procedure. It involves radio frequency waves. Is it safe to pass rf waves into our body?
- Problems with the penis erection - DoctorSpringDear doctor I and my boyfriend started living together recently. Both of us had a great relationship. But now a day we have had problems in the bedroom. The problem is with his penis erection. He has no problems in getting the penis erected, but the real problem is that he cannot maintain the erection […]
- Safe way to shrink penis without surgery. TESTOSTERINE. - DoctorSpringMy wife of 20 plus years has a tilted uterus and two years ago she injured her back. This has limited our sex life and required I keep myself in a position that does allow for full penetration. This also makes it difficult for us both to relax at times. If my penis was simply […]
Internet Search Engine Optimization scams
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog
I get a lot of email from various internet specialists who offer me services to do things like “increase your page rank in Google”, or “pick the right keywords so people can find you better”, and, frankly, I’m mystified since right now I think we’re ranked great in Google.
If you, for example, do a search for “penis reduction pill” then we’re almost always the first link. And, the second link and third link as well. In fact, most of the links on the front page are to this site, so frankly I think these SEO specialists would have their work cut out for us.
Thank god we’re not in the penis enlargement pill business (and, for heavens sake, WHY?) because for some reason lots of folks seem to be selling them. Lord knows a day doesn’t go by that I don’t see to get some kind of email asking me to buy something to make my penis bigger, or longer, or harder, or whatever, and I just have to laugh to myself and say “Oh, I’m of the opinion that mine is quite large enough, thank you, so much so that I’m taking a penis reducing placebo every morning and want everyone to know that.”