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- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?When this infection occurs in men, it can cause swelling of the penis called balanitis. Learn what signs and symptoms to watch for.
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Plication of the penis - Mayo ClinicDuring plication of the penis, an artificial erection is created from either injection of a saltwater solution or selected medications. The outer skin of the penis is pulled back. The penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of […]
- Hypospadias - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicMost of the time the penis looks typical after surgery. Most men can pass urine properly. And with successful hypospadias treatment, the condition won't block sperm from fertilizing an egg. Occasionally, a hole called a fistula develops along the underside of the penis where the new urinary channel was created. This results in urine leaking.
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Posted by admin in Founder's Blog
I get a lot of email from various internet specialists who offer me services to do things like “increase your page rank in Google”, or “pick the right keywords so people can find you better”, and, frankly, I’m mystified since right now I think we’re ranked great in Google.
If you, for example, do a search for “penis reduction pill” then we’re almost always the first link. And, the second link and third link as well. In fact, most of the links on the front page are to this site, so frankly I think these SEO specialists would have their work cut out for us.
Thank god we’re not in the penis enlargement pill business (and, for heavens sake, WHY?) because for some reason lots of folks seem to be selling them. Lord knows a day doesn’t go by that I don’t see to get some kind of email asking me to buy something to make my penis bigger, or longer, or harder, or whatever, and I just have to laugh to myself and say “Oh, I’m of the opinion that mine is quite large enough, thank you, so much so that I’m taking a penis reducing placebo every morning and want everyone to know that.”