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- Peyronie disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPeyronie (pay-roe-NEE) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections.
- Peyronie disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie disease.
- Erectile dysfunction - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicErectile dysfunction means not being able to get and keep an erection firm enough for sexual activity. It also is called impotence.
- Epididymitis - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicAn urgent or frequent need to urinate Discharge from the penis Pain or discomfort in the lower abdomen or pelvic area Blood in the semen Less commonly, fever Chronic epididymitis Epididymitis that lasts longer than six weeks or that happens over and over again is considered chronic. Symptoms of chronic epididymitis might come on slowly.
- Pelvic pain in adult males - Mayo ClinicChoose a symptom Selected Select related factors View possible causes Pelvic pain in adult males Find possible causes of male pelvic pain based on specific factors. Check one or more factors on this page that apply to your symptom.
- Penile traction therapy - Mayo ClinicWith penile traction therapy, you wear a penile traction device for a set amount of time each day. The device may stretch the penis straight out, or it may stretch the penis in the direction that's opposite of the curve. Peyronie disease care at Mayo Clinic
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