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Home » Testimonials » Picking up the mail has never been so fun!
Jan28

Picking up the mail has never been so fun!

Posted by richard in Testimonials

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”I was in my pajamas when the mail guy tried to deliver it yesterday. So he left a call tag. Which meant John had to go to the Post Office today to pick it up! He said the lady at the Post Office snickered at him when he picked it up. Like he couldn’t tell if she was smiling to be polite, or smiling because he has a HUGE penis and now she knew.

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