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- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!As an alternative to penis reduction surgery, here are some options and points to keep in mind as the penetrating partner: If you feel resistance when you're penetrating your partner, back off a bit. Rough or pounding penetration, though arousing for some men, may not be so stimulating to the receiving partner.
- Penis shrinkage: Causes, treatment, and why it happensPenis shrinkage is a decrease in penis size. Sometimes, the shrinkage is permanent, and other times, it is the result of a treatable condition or due to lifestyle habits. Penis size varies amongst...
- Penis Reduction Surgery Performed On Teen With Phallus ...Surgeons in Florida have given a 17-year-old boy what’s being called the “world’s first” penis reduction surgery. The teen came to doctors complaining of a penis “too large for intercourse,” according to an article in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, published online in November.
- Penis Reduction Surgery Is No Laughing MatterIn this boy's case, each instance of prolonged reduction in blood circulation caused a serious lack of oxygenation in the surrounding penile tissues, called the corpus cavernosum. His penis began...
- Florida teen undergoes world’s first penis reduction ...A Florida teenager has successfully undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, doctors at the University of South Florida claim. The unidentified 17-year-old's "massive" phallus was "too...
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect.The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment. It may also be motivated by the shape or size […]
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