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Your order should ship within 1-2 days from California, and in general unless you requested otherwise we ship via USPS Priority Mail, which means that it should arrive within 3-6 days.  If you placed an order, and it has not arrived within a week, please email keith@penisreductionpills.com and we will follow up and make things right.
Additionally, all of our products are covered by a full, 100% guarantee, and if you are un-satisfied with your purchase we will refund all of the money you paid except for shipping charges, including if you purchased the product not realizing it is a “gag” and very likely will not actually make your penis smaller. Â To request a refund, just drop us an email at keith@penisreductionpills.com.