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Our promises

We here at PenisReductionPills.com have a solution for men with any size penis who want everyone to believe, probably mistakenly, that they have an enormous johnson, without the possibility of doing anything to change the size of their penises. To do this, we pledge to sell the finest penis reducing placebos available today, using only government-approved placebo ingredients, shipped in boxes with our logo and name emblazoned in large type on all six sides. We are the premiere male ego enhancement product on the market today under $10.

  1. Our products are all placebos, designed to not affect the size of the penis in any way (save the unexplained placebo effect).
  2. Our boxes, approved by all shipping services, display our logo and name in large type on all six sides.
  3. We will never sell your name or address to anyone else, because we hate it when that happens to us.

Please take a moment to look around. Check out some of our fine testimonials, or see look thru our answers-to-frequently-asked-questions . And then, please pry your wallet out of your pants and place an order because we’re not going to get rich from browse-by readers.

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