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Here is our second commercial — really, just an edited version of the first commercial, but cut down to sixty seconds so that we have got more places we can run it. This one has run, in the last week, on Comedy Central, CurrentTV, FUSE, and on the Women’s Entertainment network. The feedback has been fabulous, so thanks everyone for the kind words and thoughts for our continued success!

Here’s our first commercial, which is starting to run on late night television all across America shortly after Thanksgiving. But, you’re able to be among the first to watch it here, on the internet.In a week or two, once we start to dig out from under all the new orders that we’re sure will start to head our way I’ll tell some interesting stories about how we filmed this, and what celebrities dropped by to help run the cameras.

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