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Jan28

Can walk my dog in public again

Posted by richard

A cartoon of a man walking a dog on a leash.“I use to be scared that while I was walking my dog, women would assault me because they could tell that I have a very large penis.  Since I’ve started taking your pills, though, I now feel very comfortable letting women pet my dog.”

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