Buy them!
Buy a bottle of our un-patented™ Penis Reducing Placebos, shipped direct to you in a large, well labeled box!
$9.95
+ shipping
Buy a bottle of our un-patented™ Penis Reducing Placebos, shipped direct to you in a large, well labeled box!
+ shipping
© 2011 Penis Reduction Pills | Designed by Elegant Themes | Powered by WordPress
Good enough for the King!
Posted by richard in Endorsements
“Many times, when recreating the performances of Elvis Presley from his later, chubby period, I’m asked if Elvis would have been a customer of Penis Reduction Pills.com. I point out that the internet and word-wide web hadn’t yet been invented at the time the King died, but that I’m sure he would have been a regular customer of the mail-order service available. In fact, I’ve heard under the table from some of Elvis’s confidants that he kept bottles of the pills in all of his houses and took them along on every major tour. In his memory, I take a double dose myself every day.”
-Pøpulár Sëngerskî, semi-professional Elvis Presley impersonator