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Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker
Posted by richard in Products
Lots of folks said “Hey, I’d like to provide free advertising to you by attaching a tiny billboard to my car or laptop, to carry around so that all the world could see. Â Could you help us out?“, to which we replied, “Heck, yea.”. Â Thus was born the “Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker”, showing our name and the phrase “I wouldn’t be taking them if I didn’t think mine was somewhat large.”
A deal at half the price, which it isn’t, but still a deal. Â If you order two, then, they’re 1/4 of a deal at twice the price. I think. I was never good at math.
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