Penis Reduction Pills
  • Home
  • FAQ
    • Are you a scummy internet scam designed to steal my money?
    • Are you the premiere male enhancement product on the market today?
    • Are your products herbal?
    • Can I order for someone else?
    • Do you collect sales tax?
    • Do you have any celebrity endorsers of your product?
    • Do you send out email or spam?
    • Does Barack Obama use your product?
    • I have weird dietary restrictions!
    • I really have a large, very large penis
    • Please describe the boxes you use to send the pills in
    • What are penis reducing placebos?
    • What are your weasel words so you can sell these things?
    • What results can I expect if I use these?
    • Will you sell these to a minor?
  • Testimonials
    • A great gift for dad
    • Another satisfied customer!
    • Bad Relationships
    • Both the wife and I are pleased
    • Great gift for a nervous bachelorette
    • Helped me with my overconfidence problem
    • I really have a large, very large penis
    • Picking up the mail has never been so fun!
    • Satisfied in Missouri
    • Saved my marriage!
    • Starting a new life together
    • The placebos worked on her!
    • They taste great.
  • Endorsements
    • Good enough for the King!
    • Jay Leno now endorsing Retractz
    • Recommended for my male patients
    • Shaq
  • Products
    • Penis Reduction Pills
    • Penis Reduction Pills (90 day supply)
    • Penis Reduction Pills Bumper Sticker
Home » FAQ » What are your weasel words so you can sell these things?
Jan28

What are your weasel words so you can sell these things?

Posted by richard in FAQ

  • This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
  • They’re placebos.  A placebo is a substance which has no pharmacological effect but which the patient believes is a medicine.
  • In this case in particular, they’re mini sweet candies.
  • So, long story short: You’re paying for candy, in a well-labeled bottle, shipped to you in a box with “Penis Reduction Pills” printed in large letters on all six sides.
  • None of these claims have been investigated by the Food and Drug Administration.  I hope they never are; I bet an investigation by the FDA would be really expensive.
  • Our penis reduction placebos contain inert chemicals, mixed in specific quantities and under secret conditions so that they combine to yield the finest penis reduction placebos available on the market today.
  • One pill a day ( or four, or twelve, or even zero ) are equally effective in reducing the size of the male member.
  • Even though you’ve paid for them, we do not recommend you eat the placebos.  They were quite expensive; better to just go buy some jelly beans and eat one of them every morning, so that the pill bottle remains pristine and continues to impress whomever sees it.
  • We especially do not recommend you eat them if you have any medical condition which would restrict your consumption of sugar, such as diabetes or an extreme sweet tooth.
  • Results may vary.  But, if they do, it’s your own fault, since it means your brain refused to do whatever magic causes the placebo effect to work.  It always worked for us when we believed it would work.

Buy them!


Buy a bottle of our un-patented™ Penis Reducing Placebos, shipped direct to you in a large, well labeled box!

$9.95

+ shipping

Polls

How Is My Site?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive

Words we use a lot.

bachelorette dog gift happy customer husband marriage Pills scared walk wife women

RSS Penis Reduction in the news

  • Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo Clinic
    The penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
  • Erectile dysfunction - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
    The penis contains two cylinder-shaped, spongelike structures called the corpora cavernosa. During sexual arousal, nerve impulses increase blood flow to both cylinders. This sudden influx of blood causes an erection by expanding, straightening and stiffening the penis.
  • Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
    Overview Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect. Peyronie's disease is not caused by cancer. Penises vary in shape and size. So having a curved erection […]
  • Circumcision (male) - Mayo Clinic
    Circumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
  • Erectile dysfunction: Nonoral treatments - Mayo Clinic
    Battery-powered penis pump for erectile dysfunction A penis pump is used to draw blood into the penis to create an erection. You then place a rubber ring around the base of the penis to maintain the erection.
  • Penile implants - Mayo Clinic
    Penile implants are devices placed inside the penis to allow men with erectile dysfunction (ED) to get an erection. Penile implants are typically recommended after other treatments for ED fail. There are two main types of penile implants, semirigid and inflatable. Each type of penile implant works ...

© 2011 Penis Reduction Pills | Designed by Elegant Themes | Powered by WordPress