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- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!As for surgery, there really is no safe option that would allow you to drop a few sizes and still maintain normal erection and sensation in your penis and genital area.
- Penectomy: Purpose, Procedure, Results & Recovery - Cleveland ClinicA penectomy refers to the surgical removal of the penis. You can have a partial penectomy or a total penectomy. The surgery is the most common way to treat cancer of the penis. You can also have a penectomy as a gender affirmation surgery.
- Penis Reduction Surgery Is No Laughing Matter - ForbesUnless you're a teenage boy, there's no reason for giggling or making light of the penile reduction operation report published recently by University of South Florida urologists.
- Penile implant: Surgery, size, and how they work - Medical News TodayPenile implant surgery involves placing a prosthetic device inside the penis and scrotum. This device helps people achieve an erection and regain sexual function.
- Before & After Procedures | Gallery - AlterMDscrotum reduction; male genital reconstruction; penis enlargement reconstruction; congenital penile curvature; transgender. male to female gender confirmation surgery; male-to-female sex reassignment revisions; gender confirmation breast augmentations; female-to-male chest contouring; female to male metaidoioplasty; cosmetic. abdominoplasty ...
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
RIP, Billy Mays
Posted by richard in Front Page Articles
As you know, I have been trying, somewhat unsuccessfully, to grow this business back to the same scale it was back in the 1950s and 1960s when my grandfather and his partner were selling thousands of bottles a month. Â I’m not embarassed to say that I’m still quite far away from that goal. Â Perhaps the world has changed and the numbers of people who want to buy a placebo which claims to reduce the size of their penis but doesn’t actually do so is smaller than it was back in the days of Ike and JFK and Hugh Hefner.
But,  I’ve also thought that maybe the problem is that folks today don’t know about the product.  To that end, we’ve been advertising on the web and occasionally on television, but it still hasn’t taken off.  Recently we’d written another commercial, and were getting ready to see if our favorite pitchman, Billy Mays, might be willing to do the commercial for us ( for free, because we’re poor ).  Everything was ready to go except for the part of actually trying to contact Mr. Mays and talk him into it.
And, today we were saddened to hear that Mr. Mays passed away overnight, and so we will never have the opporunity to get turned down by him. Â Our condolences to his family and friends.
(Picture of Billy Mays by Sharese Ann Frederick of Purchase, N.Y. ; used under a CC:Attribution/ShareAlike license.)