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- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPeyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections.
- Retrograde ejaculation - Symptoms & causes - Mayo ClinicRetrograde ejaculation doesn't affect your ability to get an erection or have an orgasm — but when you climax, semen goes into your bladder instead of coming out of your penis. Retrograde ejaculation signs and symptoms include: Orgasms in which you ejaculate very little or no semen out of your penis (dry orgasms) Urine that […]
- Pelvic pain in adult males - Mayo ClinicPelvic pain in adult males Find possible causes of male pelvic pain based on specific factors. Check one or more factors on this page that apply to your symptom. Pain best described as Discomfort, pressure or pain in lower abdomen or groin Itching or burning around genitals, buttocks or inner thighs Pain or discomfort in […]
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?Yeast infections can occur in men, causing inflammation of the penis (balanitis). Learn what signs and symptoms could mean you have a yeast infection.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicIn some people, medicines injected directly into the scar tissue on the penis might reduce curving and pain linked with Peyronie's disease. Depending on the treatment, you might be given medicine that goes on the skin called a local anesthetic to prevent pain during the shots.
- Genital herpes - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Genital herpes is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI). The herpes simplex virus (HSV) causes genital herpes. Genital herpes can often be spread by skin-to-skin contact during sexual activity.
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