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- Prostatitis - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicUrgent need to urinate. Cloudy urine. Blood in the urine. Pain in the belly, groin or lower back. Pain in the area between the scrotum and rectum, called the perineum. Pain or discomfort of the penis or testicles. Painful ejaculation. Fever, chills, muscle aches and other flu-like symptoms with acute bacterial prostatitis.
- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicIn some people, medicines injected directly into the scar tissue on the penis might reduce curving and pain linked with Peyronie's disease. Depending on the treatment, you might be given medicine that goes on the skin called a local anesthetic to prevent pain during the shots.
- Urethral stricture - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicDiagnosis To make a diagnosis, a member of your health care team will ask about your symptoms and your medical history and do an exam. Tests that can help find where the stricture is, how long it is and what's causing it might include: Urine tests. These look for infection, blood or cancer in the […]
- Penile implants - Mayo ClinicPenile implants are devices placed inside the penis to allow men with erectile dysfunction (ED) to get an erection. Penile implants are typically recommended after other treatments for ED fail. There are two main types of penile implants, semirigid and inflatable. Each type of penile implant works ...
We’ve been acquired!
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog, Front Page Articles
I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. Â I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.
I’m a bit melancholy about this – certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.