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- Genital warts - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicThe human papillomavirus (HPV) causes the most common of sexually transmitted infections. Vaccines can help protect against the HPV strains that cause genital warts.
- Prostatitis - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicUrgent need to urinate. Cloudy urine. Blood in the urine. Pain in the belly, groin or lower back. Pain in the area between the scrotum and rectum, called the perineum. Pain or discomfort of the penis or testicles. Painful ejaculation. Fever, chills, muscle aches and other flu-like symptoms with acute bacterial prostatitis.
- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Lichen sclerosus - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicScarring of the penis can cause painful erection, poor urine flow and an inability to retract the foreskin. People with vulvar lichen sclerosus are also at an increased risk of squamous cell carcinoma. In children, constipation is a common complication.
- Erectile dysfunction - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicErectile dysfunction means not being able to get and keep an erection firm enough for sexual activity. It also is called impotence.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicIn some people, medicines injected directly into the scar tissue on the penis might reduce curving and pain linked with Peyronie's disease. Depending on the treatment, you might be given medicine that goes on the skin called a local anesthetic to prevent pain during the shots.
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