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- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect. Peyronie's disease is not caused by cancer. Penises vary in shape and size. So having a curved erection […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Penis before and after circumcision - Mayo ClinicBefore circumcision, the foreskin covers the tip of the penis (glans). After circumcision, the tip of the penis is exposed.
- Suspensory ligament - Mayo ClinicHealthy Lifestyle Sexual health Suspensory ligament When the suspensory ligament is cut, the non-erect penis may look longer because more of it hangs outside the body. But it does not change the actual length of the penis.
- 阴茎健康:识别并预防问题 - 妙佑医疗国际健康生活方式 男性健康 深度 Penis health Identify and prevent problems
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