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- Can estrogen pills cause my genitals to shrink? - DoctorSpringExertion of the penis may become increasingly difficult to achieve and to sustain. Some softening of the penis and scrotal tissue will occur. The testes become damaged after a period of 2-5 years and irreversible sterility occurs. It will also increase and redistribute body fat to thighs, buttocks and breasts.
- Is there STANDARD DRUG for SEDATION during CYSTOSCOPY?Thank you for your query at DoctorSpring.com. Dear sir, There is no standard drug that is given for sedation prior to cystoscopy. The drug being given depends on individual doctors and it is given just to allay your anxiety. Usually sedation is not used during cystoscopy as it is a short and a virtually painless […]
- Cause for elevated GGT, ALT with no symptoms. - DoctorSpringOpinion and recommendation on GIFX test. Eruptions in penis which doesn’t hurt or itch. Feverish and sweating with no rise in temperature Bone cyst and fracture in child Antibiotics to clear chest infection. Already on OFLOXACIN. Moved into a new apartment and got red rashes on hand Unable to exercise due to ankle swelling, leg […]
- OCD and detergent use on penis and low libido - DoctorSpringDear sir, You certainly seem to have gone through a lot over the last few years. It is your obsession which is killing your desire to have intercourse. You need not worry about the libido and desire and permanent damage to the penis. The skin can get hardened and hence the decreased pleasure. However, it […]
- Pain at the tip of penis and burns while passing urine ... - DoctorSpringI understand your concerns but there is no reason to be worried .The symptoms that you are describing such as pain at the tip of the penis and burning sensation while passing urine is probably due to a urinary tract infection. The main causative organism is Ecoli and presents with the above-mentioned features. However the […]
- Unable to maintain erection - DoctorSpringThanks for the question. The major cause for erection problem is due to smoking and intake of alcohol, the reduction in these can help you in many ways. It would be better if you try to change your lifestyle and a healthy diet would help in your performance. Other measures like yoga and meditation would […]
Our products helping win the war!
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A photo of one of our bumper stickers on a troop transport in Iraq.
Our products aren’t just helping here in the states (and, Canada.) For example, here’s a photos of one of our customers, who finds that the pills are helping our troops in Iraq. Just the knowledge that our fine fighting men may need pills to make their penises smaller lets the people know that our fine fighting men may have larger than usual penises.
If you’re a member of the active military, mention that in the comments field on the checkout and we’ll double the size of your pills order automatically for you. And we’ll toss in a couple bumper stickers for you too.