We run our business differently
I’m always saddened to read about the misfortune of others. Â Today, it was
Steve Warshak and his company, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, who may a product that isn’t a competitor of ours, but is certainly in the same business –Â Enzyte. Â You likely know about him from those “Smiling Bob“
ads on television.  Steve was just convicted of massive fraud, and will be going to jail and paying a half billion dollar fine.  A half billion dollars!
From our friends in the former Soviet Union
In my last post, I mentioned that we had quite a number of folks from Russia reading the site. Â Here’s something I found one one of these sites, translated into English by those nice folks at Google.
“Great! That magic pills are totally changed my life!
Before taking the pills, my erection always caused brain collapse or reversible blindness because all blood from my body needed to “pump up” my cock.
Now it takes less than a litre!
So, I can evolve simple mental activity and even post to dump.iof.ru!”
Now, I’m not sure how whomever this is got them, since we don’t ship to Russia ( because the freight charges are just insane ), but I’m glad that we’ve been able to help him however we did.
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Penis Reduction in the news
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Genital warts - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicThe human papillomavirus (HPV) causes the most common of sexually transmitted infections. Vaccines can help protect against the HPV strains that cause genital warts.
- Erectile dysfunction - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicErectile dysfunction means not being able to get and keep an erection firm enough for sexual activity. It also is called impotence.
- Lichen sclerosus - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicScarring of the penis can cause painful erection, poor urine flow and an inability to retract the foreskin. People with vulvar lichen sclerosus are also at an increased risk of squamous cell carcinoma. In children, constipation is a common complication.
- Genital herpes - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Genital herpes is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI). The herpes simplex virus (HSV) causes genital herpes. Genital herpes can often be spread by skin-to-skin contact during sexual activity.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicIn some people, medicines injected directly into the scar tissue on the penis might reduce curving and pain linked with Peyronie's disease. Depending on the treatment, you might be given medicine that goes on the skin called a local anesthetic to prevent pain during the shots.