Are you the premiere male enhancement product on the market today?

Posted by richard in FAQ

In short, no.  But, we are the premiere male ego enhancement product on the market today which costs under $10.  There are many male ego enhancement products on the market today.  For example, the Porsche 996 Carrera Cabriolet, or pretty much any really fast car that costs a metric butt-load of money.  Sure, some may frown on the Porsche, saying that the Ferrari or some other really fast, really expensive car is the ticket, but that really just proves the point, namely that a really fast, really expensive car is prima-facia a male ego enhancer. Think of every guy you know who has such a car, and then think of his ego — it’s always a big ego.  But, since these cars run well above $95,000 original MSRP, they are well into the “unaffordable” territory for the average person looking for a gift for their husband or boyfriend, and even most dudes won’t drop that much on a car unless they’re really insecure ( by which everyone knows you mean “tiny” ) and thus not a target for our product.  Thus, at $9.95, we’re much cheaper and almost equally as good as a really expensive car.  That’s what we call in latin a “que et demonstratum”, or something like that.

Trophy wife or hot young hanger-on. Some young, hot thing hanging on the arm of an older, significantly less hot dude.  Think Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall before he died.  Think Elliot Spitzer and Ashley Alexandra Dupre.  Both were tremendously expensive — Marshall paid Smith thousands of dollars a week and gave her expensive gifts, and Spitzer paid $5k a pop to, um, interact with Ashley for two hours.  Sure, this may have led to some male ego enhancement for them, and in general a trophy wife does cause male ego enhancement, but it is frequently quite expensive.