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- Penis fracture: Is it possible? - Mayo ClinicYes. It's called a penis fracture. This isn't a common injury. But trauma to an erect penis can cause it. A penis fracture differs from other fractures in the body. That's because the penis has no bones. Instead, the penis becomes firm during an erection when two spongy tubes on the top side of the […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicIn some people, medicines injected directly into the scar tissue on the penis might reduce curving and pain linked with Peyronie's disease. Depending on the treatment, you might be given medicine that goes on the skin called a local anesthetic to prevent pain during the shots.
- Erectile dysfunction - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicErectile dysfunction means not being able to get and keep an erection firm enough for sexual activity. It also is called impotence.
- Genital herpes - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Genital herpes is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI). The herpes simplex virus (HSV) causes genital herpes. Genital herpes can often be spread by skin-to-skin contact during sexual activity. Some people infected with the virus may have very mild symptoms or no symptoms. They can still able to spread the virus. Other people have […]
- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?Yeast infections can occur in men, causing inflammation of the penis (balanitis). Learn what signs and symptoms could mean you have a yeast infection.
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